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Last week we went to Dargun's Tomb, I wonder why it's called Dargun's Tumb. Do you think that a person named Dargun is buried there? Because that would be so cool! I mean... Ouch... that really hurt Gath. Fine, I'll get on with the news, gez Gath can be so pushy sometimes. Anyway we went to Dargun's Tomb with a great friend named Lewis the benevolent, and met all these really nice gnolls, well they did try to kill us for some reason. Then we got to see all these huge orgres. It was so cool! Then we saw all these really grumpy dwarves. They must have been angry about something because they were all see through and attacking us. Manz keeped saything something about the undead but I didn't see any zombies! Well anyway, in the end we all got these really awesome weapons! You can too if you want to, I'll be happy to show you how. Just meet me here.

Also, I am now making videoes for anyone who wants them! If only I can find my camera, I know it's here somewhere. Well if you want a video just send me your idea here.

Furthermore, we had a buddy key contest which started and ended all at the same time! Well Manz keeps saying it ended shortly after but forget about that. We have 6 winners who I hope to meet soon, I'm sure that they'll love me! Gath keeps saying that they'll never want to meet, what did he say, "a pea brained halfling" but he says that about everyone and I meet tons of nice people. There was the gnolls and the orgres...

We did so much work the passed few weeks! We have a brand new walkthrough, new additions to the site, closed a part of the site as well as some music and videos to add. I might just have to find a nice bed and sleep for the next couple weeks.

To start it all off Faeran ran off into the dark which of course got us lost again. He can't find his way during the day let alone at night. We ended up having to fight our way through so many undead that there may not be any left on Telon. In the end we all ended up getting a nice armour upgrade plus the ability to turn into a skeleton. At least we got something out of Faeran's latest mess up. You can too by heading here.

In other news we added a donation button to the site. So if you really like the site, please help us out. Secondly, we've added a suggestion box. If you have a quest that you think eveyone should know about then send it in! Finally, we've officially closed the Bring Back Jaye Campaign. It was a great run and although she's not coming back to Telon we want to thank everyone who supported the cause. Read more about it here.

To round out the week Voyages of Vanguard put on a great event for their 50th podcast. Faeran documented the night and made a short video of it. The celebration wasn't complete until the Voyages of Vanguard theme song was heard by all. You can now download it to listen to over and over again.

Voyages of Vanguard Live Event Video
The Voyages of Vanguard Theme Song

Oh boy, Oh boy! I am tuckered out after dancing with Slappy the Cool for hours upon hours! He just doesn't stop dancing! Gath didn't want to dance, and instead decided he wanted to join some Bounty Hunter club. I don't know why he wanted to do those silly bounties, but if you want to join him in his hunt go HERE and see how you can join the hunt.

In other news why don't you try to follow the story of Pawz the Bear, I know Manzanillo did and he sort of giggled. Gathilas did as well and he cried! Don't know why he cried, but it might have been because I accidently poked him with my sword. I told him it was an accident! He didn't have to run at me shaking his fist again! But don't worry, at least by next week he'll have forgotten all about this!

Time to run! He's almost caught up!

Until next time Adventurienies!

FAERAN FORGOT MY EARRING! I gave it to him only for a second and next thing I know it is gone! What could he have done with it for only a second. I only just got it too, we weren't even out of the Recondite Theshold. This just makes me so madIcouldthrowallthepiesImadeforhiminhisface!!!

I, should, calm, down. He says that it is probably lost somewhere in all the bags he carries, but I just can't believe him anymore. Not since he dropped my shiny new helmet off of Thelaseen! By accident he says, always by accident, never on purpose! Gath still hasn't forgiven me about his boots, and all because of faeran! I just don't know what to do anymore with him, I'm going to go and rummage through his bags before he runs off again. In the mean time why don't you go get your own earring, and just hope Faeran isn't near you so he can Forget your Forgotten Earring!

Listen up folks! Faeran did it again, he is up to no good in Qalia, getting into all sorts of trouble. This time he came back with a new bow, even though I am pretty sure he just got one! He was so happy that he almost hit me in the beard with an arrow, twice. If only paladin's were able to use a bow *grumble*. I threw one of my throwing hammers at him, but he was too fast (blasted bard!). So now I just stand there shaking my fist at him, for all the good it does. Hey Manz, come shake your fist at Fae!

While we are shaking our fists at Faeran, you might as well check out his walkthrough, so you can get a bow like him! Go check it out in the level 20 - 29 Walkthrough section or just click HERE.


Also don't forget about Luper's MEST Guide for all your festival needs.

You can also check out that half-brained halfling's findings with the MEST festival.